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How hot is it in Southern California. Its so hot You can wash and dry your clothes at the same time. You could have a stroke out here.

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One foot in the grave. The husband came in and plopped down in his favorite chair to watch. The hotter it gets in Baghdad the hotter it will.

So hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs. Hotter than a middle eastern climate. Spring is here and summer s coming.

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The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat. A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they wont tell the kids what kind of meat it is but will give them a clue and let them guess.

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How hot is a Los Angeles summer. Its so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm. So hot every fat guy sweating in the city smells like Bacon.

No yells the blonde. After all dark jokes are a thing and they definitely stretch the limits of humor. Inside the TV the repairman was all squished up and getting.

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Its so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. Ow my eyes are burning. My husband is insanely jealous There was no time to run out the back door so the repairman hid inside the.

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